You are like an alphabet to me...

Once a boy wanted to describe his girl-friend. He looked at her and said, "You are like ABCDEFGHIJK to me :)". She asked: "What does it mean"? He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fantastic, Gorgeous, Hot". She kindly smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about 'I, J, K' "? He said, "I'm Just Kidding' ".

His eye is still swollen, but it will get better ...