SHIT HAPPENS

First of all I want to emphasize, that it is not my article. I just want to share it with you and get to know how do you treat to the shirt in your life?

"Shit Happens"according to Philospohers.  What does it mean for you?

Thales:                    Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit

Epicurus:                 If shit happens, enjoy it.

Socrates:                 What is shit?  Why is shit?

Aristotle:                 The essence of shittyness...

Archimedes:            Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float? Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.

Descartes:               I think, so why am I in this shit?

                               I shit, therefore I am.

Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):

                               The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.

Thoreau:                 I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out of life.

Sartre:                     Shit is meaningless!

                               What is shit, anyway?

Freudianism:            Shit is a phallic symbol.